What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:16

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Live and Let Die

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.